This was your greatest moment, it went downhill from there
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Go on, have a good look, you'll never see any in real life
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I made you a bum cake
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You should have landed in a sock
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Even this cute bear knows you are a
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Yeah. Sad little cunt face
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That's you, that is
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Short and shrivelled - that's the best you can do
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I hope you're enjoying yourself
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Baggy, dry and leathery
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Aw look, what a cute little tiny pecker you have
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I hope you're enjoying yourself
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HAVE THAT!
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These are all of your favourite things
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That's you, that is
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COCK!
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Scrotum muncher
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Go on, fall over and blow bubbles in your own sick
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You really are a
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Bollocks
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Fuck off, cunt
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You really are a stinky little fuck
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