Happy Birth Anniversary You Scrote (edit)

I drew all of your favourite things (edit)

I made you a bum cake (edit)

I have a gift for you (edit)

Look what I can do (edit)

This is for you (edit)

Do you mind if I... (edit)

Thinking of you (edit)

You are a (edit)

That's you, that is (edit)

Sad Little Pecker (edit)

Don't forget to enjoy yourself (edit)

I bet you dangle and flap (edit)

Just wait until you get home (edit)

Is that all you got? (edit)

My willie loves yours (edit)

Just the tip (edit)

Are you enjoying yourself? (edit)

HAVE THAT! (edit)

All of your favourite things (edit)

That's you, that is (edit)

COCK (edit)

Sending some good vibes (edit)

Scrotum muncher (edit)

Are you going to fall over and blow bubbles in your own sick? (edit)

Look how much our boobs like each other (edit)

Cock ring or halo? You decide (edit)

You were supposed to be a one night stand (edit)

You really are a (edit)

I am open for you (edit)

My happy place. Ommmm (edit)

Spin me like a record (edit)

I was just thinking of you (edit)

I'm flapping for you (edit)

My bum hole loves you (edit)

Especially for you (edit)

A lovely little flower (edit)

Bollocks (edit)

I love your sexy little bum (edit)

You were meant to be a one night stand (edit)

I love you even when I'm on the blob (edit)

Fuck off, cunt (edit)

Love Farts (edit)

You never said it would be like this (edit)